Dis mos ZEF ou!

By Lugisani Ramudzuli

Posted on 14 February 2012

The marriage of a male and a female residence is a truly wonderful thing, but time it was really something special

Please note:
You may (or may not) notice that the level of English used in this article is at best... below par... and slightly crass. This is not, in anyway, because we failed English at high school. The thing is... well... this article is very Zef. This means that grammar and punctuation will undoubtedly be cast to the wind. Just thought I should clear that up. You may continue...

Zef Trou! That magical, slightly contreversial but prestegious event where all the lovely womans and gentle mans come together to be witnessing a male and female person come together in (relatively) holy matrimony. Yes, Zef Trou! The night where a male and female residence promise to stay together for bad and for worse, for poor and even poorer, for days when the Datsun breaks, atleast until the year ends. Although, since this is our Feesjaar, we decided we would do things a little differently.

It was on this absolutely wonderful evening that our chairman decided he would marry not one, oh no, but two female persons! So, it came to be that Roger "Duckfoot" Player decided he would take both Jenna "Streaks when she's drunk" Lavagna's and Jacquelise "Oop ketels" de Fries' hands in marriage. The ceremony itself was amazing. Everyone looked Zef. It was like being in a Jack Parow music video. What was amazing, though, was the amount of love Roger was giving to the brides. He told Jenna he loves her so much that sometimes she struggles to breath, and to Jacquelise he said how a day without her is like a day without grease on his hands!

Such great love! Such great compassion! Such high levels of Zefness! Its Zef Trou my peoples!

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